He lost by thinking a car is an investment.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

I’d let you watch. I would invite you. But the queens we use would not excite you.

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Geneva Conventions be damned.

In order for there to be any rental property at all, someone has to own it and be the landlord. Unless they think it should be the state. Or unless they think that everyone should always own the property where they live.

I didn’t think there is much of a logical argument for having no landlords whatsoever.

Who owns a hotel? Isn’t that just another type of landlord?

I meant - Insects? Birds? Fish?

Male or female what?

1976 Dodge Aspen

You can catch a washing machine, with a toilet on a wooden horse?

What exactly do they think goes on in these bathrooms anyway?

Why do dentists care about bus benches?

Heated seats ftw.

Is your name Beethoven by any chance?

John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)

Everywhere, all at once.

In Soviet Russia, John Malkovich being you.

Modern luggable. Before laptops we had these.

People train to be Estonian?