Sounds like the XY problem

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I can’t wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.

Happy Threshold Day!

Glory to you… ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD…

I would say yes, but I tried using Duke Cannon soap on my hands for a while and it dried them out something fierce

If it’s hard Rs you want, just put on any episode where O’Brien is mad at the Cardassians

Captain Buck Angel

Shame we never got to see the NX-01 with a star drive section

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Count to four

At my old job they had these kiosks that had a printer and would beep when they were out of paper. One of them beeped at a low pitch for some reason. It always reminded me of old computer games

Sit down on the
Biobed, so I can
Split you in half

I’m the angel, I want it to spin!

Guls just wanna have fun

I don’t need your fantasy cigars!