Then you have a decision to make.

This… Explains a lot. I gotta go drown in hops now.

I do this as a joke with basically all of my friends who are in hetero relationships.

“I’m gonna spend the evening with the wife and kids, sorry.”

“Gay!”

I would assume the US, and probably somewhere rural. I’m an hour outside a major CA city and it’s like 70% functionally illiterate racists. They are not fans of books.

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes! Learn how bad at communication you really are!

I have FM frame rails on my car. While obviously this is not specifically for the jack points, it does significantly reinforce them. That’s kinda similar.

Earbuds for activity. They cancel out distractions and mostly I’m listening to podcasts.

Open-back headphones for gaming and music listening. High dynamic range and side to side balance is important.

Studio monitors for casual listening or movie watching. Best low end response and can move a lot of air.

No I played the Plus version, it abstracts out the filesystem stuff. The game made it pretty obvious what needed to be done.

Critically-Acclaimed Psychological Horror

“Is this a dating simulator?” - Idiot Butterfly Meme Guy

To be fair, I also didn’t read the description before I played and all to the better. It’s okay to be wrong, it means you’re learning!

Yeah the 6 prequel stories are cute but $15 is outrageous. I’m sure you can just watch them on youtube.

Also I’m playing you on linux via wine from a pirated repack, video game. How the fuck am I supposed to know what’s supposed to be happening here and what’s my janky-ass setup?

It’s all fucked up heartwrenching bullshit and/or confusion through the main game, AND THEN you play the “plus” stories and they’re fucking incredibly empathetic and thoughtful with positive messaging about neurodivergence and also feel like they might fall into a lesbian porno at any minute

I’ll rip open Ultra Magnus, and every other Autobot, until the Matrix has been destroyed.

Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.

It’s a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction now!

I may have seen this movie more than any other single movie that exists. I can hear his voice in my head. So many great vocal performances.

Your mangled brain would like you to know that there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

I’d work on my car and my computer/gamedev stuff, and teach others to do the same. Also more gardening.

I bought a box of spoons at the Business Costco and now this is my whole life

Bong rip

A Disco Elysium style Trek game would be killer. Make me make ethical decisions about other species, decide if I want to be a Starfleet or a Maquis, and make awkward conversation with my superior officer that gets me reassigned to Delta Shift cleaning the Holodecks, and seriously reconsider my life.

Yeah, I prefer a direct and honest approach. If it ends up that you lose friends over it, those friends may not be worth keeping.

Look at this guy and his bootstraps, everyone!