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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    Intelligence is knowing that tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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      Charisma is being able to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes in it.

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        Dexterity is hacking everything into nice looking pieces.

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          Malovelence is scooping the entire oily thing with your hands and shoving it into the nearest hole.

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          Strength is cutting the cutting board in half while you’re cutting up the tomatoes.

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      but ‘ketchup goes on anything!’
      -my grampa

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