ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agoThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square192linkfedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down115file-text
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1imageThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square192linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareknown_unknown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoThis is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoCue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
minus-squareKellenved@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoStellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
minus-squarePolarKraken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoBilly Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.
This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.