Better outcome: people being compensated for greener/healthier commuting. Walk, you young MFers!

None for sale on eBay 🥲

May each one find its mark

They can also have pockets, sometimes. It’s peak something or other

We used to have a teak bath mat, but it wasn’t that comfortable.

Sus tbh

Literally unbelievable but glad she’s found her time with you educational lmao

Fuckerrrrrrrrrrr arghhh

To each their own. Mine prefers my cooking.

I never feel quite as manly as when I’m sick and it unlocks just enough emotional vulnerability that a TV show leaves me crying for the first time in years like a kid who saw a dead bird.

Time for Europe to step in. They saw this coming anyway.

It depends. A really good induction stove is fine. The cheap ones they put in rentals are all really annoying though. Bad UI is my main gripe with them honestly.

Unfunny people will be the death of us all, and I’m not even joking.

It’s sarcasm, shut up

Babe wake up, new /s tag dropped

I feel the need to chime in to agree with the people saying that you need a sudden and complete exit strategy ASAP, but also, I hope you’ll forget trying to diagnose them or figure them out. It could be part of a mental disorder, but everything you listed could just as easily be emotional immaturity. It’s not your problem, and leaving will be easier once you accept that.

There’s no question about it.

Yuuup. Ten times out of ten it’s a republican politician who needs to “think of the children” a lot less.

Told you my instincts suck

What the fuck is that controller. God I hate it.

One thing I know about myself though, is my instincts suck and I’ll probably be eating those words before long.

Yeah, if they’re merely morons you gotta just throw em a thumbs down