It’s funny how every single word is a lie. Especially the last part. The “victims” here will receive crutches and a one way ticket to the front lines.

Better a cut hand than a civilian airliner.

I had one Indian scammer use my name so I was interested. Then he asked if my email was still current and gave an email that I used like 20 years ago in middle school. I laughed and told him he paid for shitty info. It was a goddamn Hotmail account to give you an idea.

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted. I always love talking to Indian scammers when they call about my student loans that don’t exist.

Mixing it up can be fun. “Gosh fucking darn it” usually gets some sideways looks.

Fun fact, they exist! There are several different anti-helicopter mines that have been developed.

“Hello police I have a server full of cp, oh get in the van? OK.”

And I though I’ve had explosive shits before.

I wish you the best of luck. You may have to shop around for therapists. Online or in person shouldn’t make a huge difference, it’s more about finding one you click with.

I don’t have any specific advice for the likes thing, but I’ll share my experience as a possible explanation. I am pretty shit at verbal affirmations. Like “I’m dating you and kissing and cuddling you of course I don’t need to tell you you’re pretty” which is obviously THE WRONG ANSWER but it took some effort for me to even realize that. Learning each other’s love languages may also help you two communicate.

Communicate! If something he does makes you feel bad, the worst thing you can do is bottle it up until it explodes. Tell him how it makes you feel straight up. Don’t say “stop following insta skanks if you love me,” say something like “it makes me feel insecure when you like photos of women that don’t look like me.” Basically tell him what you told us.

The fact that he was dming some insta girl is (to me personally as a man) kind of weird, but the fact that he stopped when he started talking to you is a good sign.

Lastly, you can almost certainly benefit from individual therapy. This is not me calling you crazy. I had trouble getting close to my now girlfriend due to previous relationship issues. Therapy helped me process those feelings and also understand the importance of communication.

Eh, who’s gonna hold me responsible?

Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.

Magic eraser might be worth a shot. Melamine foam is the generic name for it and you can get a ton of it cheap. It destroys stains easily. Even if it doesn’t handle the burner stains I highly recommend it for cleaning around the house anyway.

I saw that live. I remember thinking “man that was a good show they should be wrapping up soon” but it was like halfway through. They played a 3 hour set. Insane.

That’s what work permits are for you dingus. I got my first job at 15 and plenty of protections were still in place. This only lets children be exploited and nothing else.

The creamy chicken is high key amazing though. I’ll keep sipping long after the noodles are gone.

Yeah I’m sold.

God forbid you forgot to clean it out after Gatorade though. Eugh.

Good old 9/11 gambit.

Speedruning is always witchcraft but ACE is on such a different level it’s insane.

It was akin to relying on a videogame glitch to do something that shouldn’t have been possible and then be offended that it got patched.

Let me introduce you to any% speedrunners