Because to them it’s all weird sex shit.

Just like everyone not Christian “worships Satan”

It’s called manifest destiny and it’s part of the propaganda machine that’s been worked on us since before all of us were born.

Similar to “if the government can’t cash your check, we’re all fucked”

I used mine and the fucker came back!

If it’s like captcha, the same thing as when you answer right… Start all over.

They absolutely hate anyone who is better than them at anything. They hate programmers. They hate artists. They hate their secretary that knows more about them than they do.

Getting rid of everyone would soothe their egos.

She wants you to be her bitch. If she could she’d make you take a shit for her.

Old people aren’t stupid. Somehow they got that old. “Can’t” nah, “won’t”.

segues

…In my defense, Segway is a real word that is a form of transportation, and I meant “move from one scene to the next”, I guess I just never questioned if there’s a different word.

Edit: after some quick googling, the company did that on purpose. https://eu-en.segway.com/about-the-brand bastards. Lmao.

The original.

Don’t get me wrong, the songs are lit, but when Nala tries to eat Pumba and then the next scene they just brush that off in 3 seconds I realized the movie is taking a backseat as a vehicle for the songs. Actually most of the movie is filled with these fast moving segways to the next scene… and the next song, and the story suffers for it.

I recently watched the lion king and was whelmed.

Story telling has just evolved. The pacing of modern movies is more finely tuned. I can see how these movies used to be good but we’re just spoiled by better movies.

Man saw his ego and named it God.

At this point I feel illumination makes movies for Facebook karens that think yelling “banana!!” In a minion voice is the most funny shit on the planet.

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Because they tell teenagers that you might accidentally kiss a man and let hormones and immaturity handle the rest.

If blue still has any branch of government then this might have been a nothing burger. Yeah, we’d be set back 10 years but nothing unfixable.

Trump has absolutely no checks on his whims. Even the supreme Court is in lockstep. He could make it illegal to not be orange on day one and actually enforce it. Not everywhere equally, since blue states still exist. But we’ll see if trump doesn’t use military force on them.

Gaza was fucked no matter what, but some people thought the price of selling our country out was worth not ruining their perfect image of themselves.

If you never do anything, you never have to compromise your morals. Taps forehead

btw gaza’s still fucked. You did nothing.

Is there a lore reason why that mushroom has a nipple?

We’re the Internet people. Hehe

As on reddit, no one who does this is ever going to take accountability for it.(And no one who does this is going to be on Lemmy to begin with)

Can confirm, worked in a cow organ puppet factory.