When I was in college, my then girlfriend texted me that she was watching Jojo Rabbit. She knew it was one of my favorite movies, and said that she loved it too. She was talking about how Scarlett Johannson’s shoes almost have their own personality. So I said,
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yeah, it’s devastating when you notice her shoes on the hanging body.
Turns out she had paused the movie to make some dinner, and hadn’t seen this part yet. Needless to say, she was PISSED!
Not me, but I had a friend with a brother who was a year younger, and when they got in a huge fight, he told him he was adopted.
I’m not sure why a parent would let a kid make it to 16 and hide that type of secret.
Side note, I have an aunt that I didn’t know was adopted until I was 30. Looks just like her sisters, and I never asked until she mentioned it as she felt less than her sister.
Damn, I tell my sister she’s adopted all the time. She probably isn’t.
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You’re the adopted one.
Dude, spoiler tags!
I can’t remember what it was specifically, but friend basically ruined a major plot point in Witcher 3 for me fully knowing I was a good ways out from discovering it on my own. As a kneejerk reaction and knowing he was about 20 or 30 hours into Fallout 4, I told him who runs the Institute and what relation that individual has to the protagonist.
He was angrier than I was because I had assumed Witcher 3 turned out the way he revealed, but my spoiler absolutely blindsided him. He never ruined anything for me again.
Tbh this is the best outcome. He learned his damn lesson.
What happens to Gus Fring on Breaking Bad. There had been all sorts of fake leaks and photoshops going around 4chan and Digg and Reddit and I sent one to my buddy, turns out it was the only real one. Whoops.
Well, I guess you spoiled yourself as well lol.
I guess this is a good a time as any to ask how spoiler tags work on Lemmy.
Also, do spoiler tags also work in Kbin? Because all the text in this thread is completely visible to me and I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be.
Apparently like this:
::: spoiler Bible Spoiler Jesus dies in the Bible! :::To appear like this:
Bible Spoiler
Jesus dies in the Bible!
Line breaks are a must. It seems like some apps like Voyager doesn’t support spoiler tags so you may need to look again in the browser if this doesn’t look right.
Yeah, Kbin definitely doesn’t support this at all lol.
But thanks for the spoiler, I wasn’t done reading that one!
Not working for me on Boost.
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On mobile Firefox browser, I see everything, and in fact I’ve never not seen everything. So yeah, I’m pretty sure that spoiler tags don’t work on Kbin, at least via mobile browser.
Clicking over to https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/5881116, the spoiler section is properly hidden, so the same mobile browser works just fine on Lemmy.
Edit: and I confirm that I also see the spoiler text on desktop Firefox as well. And Google Chrome too.
Or on desktop kbin.
It works on the website. But some (or many) apps don’t seem to use the tag.
I accidentally spoiled Dumbledore’s death for a college roommate (she was a late adopter and it was probably 5+ years since the book came out)
I accidentally spoiled the identity of the Half-Blood Prince. It had been a very long time since I’d read the Harry Potter books, and I didn’t really remember movies 6, 7, and 8, so I forgot that it was even a mystery lol. But at least I didn’t spoil the part where Hagrid kills Malfoy and feeds his bitch-ass to Fluffy. His father heard about that, alright.
I was present for a SKD moment. It was at a dinner table with some friends and a lot of new aquaintances. One of these new people was very obviously a shithead. No one liked this loud-mouthed guy, except he was a “brother” or whatever college Greeks call them.
This other girl was reading the half-blood prince- it had just came out the week before. She brought it to the table for some reason. Probably couldn’t wait to continue right after dinner. He sees it, gives a knowing look around the table. I looked right at him and said. “Don’t you fucking dare. Ben, stop your asshole friend from ruining toni-”
SKD!!!
She was talking to someone and didn’t quite hear him. But she could see the rest of us looking down at our hands what he shouted slowly dawned her and she fucking yelled so loud, left the restaurant and cried outside until we came out. She couldn’t leave entirely because we were on a road trip. I felt so horribly for her. When the trip ended I never saw her again.
Why are there people like this? Why do we let them do this without consequence? Shame clearly isn’t enough.
Hagrid kills Malfoy???
Yeah, oops. I thought it was weird that they didn’t keep that in the 5th movie, but whatever, Peeves the Poltergeist was left out of the entire fucking franchise.
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Tbf that is something that shouldnt be kept secret from the kid indefinitely. And arguably it is probably easier to handle than finding out as an adult.
There was a class I took in college where we would read a book and discuss it at length. The problem (for me) was that we would read an assigned part, and discuss that part, each week. I, however, read the whole book almost immediately and tried to skim relevant sections prior to class. This caught up to me when we were talking about something, and I mentioned an event that would happen very soon to a main character, but hadn’t happened yet. It was an incredibly important event. I really regretted it and the teacher’s face was very mixed.
I was at a bar and a girl was flirting with dude with a big handlebar mustache. She left to go to the bathroom and the guy said he was gonna ask her if she knows what a mustache ride was. Well she comes back and asks what’s going on. I blurt out “he wants to know if you know what a mustache ride is”. He was pissed I spoiled his joke.
Well, did she?
I have accidentally spoiled more video game plot points in live streams than I would like so I have learned to keep my mouth shut. It isnt worth the risk of spoiling stuff the streamer may or may not have seen just to strike up conversation in the chat.
Not me personally, but when I was hanging with a couple of friends we talked movies with good twists and of course classic The Sixth Sense came up. One of my friends says he hasn’t seen it, yet. So of course we recommend it to him and don’t say anything about the twist. Unfortunately another friend was just coming back from the toilet and hadn’t heard that someone hasn’t seen the movie, yet. Only heard us praising the Sixth Sense, so comes back and directly goes:
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Oh yeah! Bruce Willis is dead the whole movie! What a twist!
I saw this with some friends, about 5 minutes in my friend leaned over and was like ‘so he’s a ghost too and he doesn’t realise?’ and I was like “Ohh, I hadn’t realised that yet”. We watched the rest of the film thinking how sad it was that his wife didn’t know he was there, then at the end and that was revealed it was super confusing.
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One of my friends gave me a JJK spoiler recently, about a certain “topless” scene.
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It’s probably not as bad as some of the comments I’m reading here, but it was about Demon Salyer. I met my wife’s little cousin (she is 12yo) about a month ago, and she was talking about anime (Demon Slayer, in this case) and she asked me who my favorite character was.
I had finished the manga, so I told her that I didn’t have any because none of them really spoke to me and asked her what was her favorite. She said it was Shinobu because it was “her comfort character” (I had no clue what that meant at that moment), and not having thought about the fact that not everyone read the manga, I immediately said that:
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she was cool but it was a shame that she died a gruesome and slow death
I realized my fuck up when she started just tearing up, didn’t know what to do so I said I was really sorry and left.
I gave away the result of the 2015 NFC championship game to my ex wife who was out of town and planning to watch it recorded later. Still bitter about the game but would gladly ruin it for her again.
Packers-Seahawks or Broncos-Panthers?
Packers-Seahawks… ugh
The Walking Dead. Twice.
First time was when a coworker was telling me how good second season was and I should give it another shot. I ended up binging it then later talked to him about how shocking it was when it was revealed
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you’d turn no matter how you die.
Turns out he hadn’t finished the season yet.
Second time was the third season when
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Merle died. I was rewatching it with someone and when Merle was acting all heroic before his rogue suicide mission, I commented that it’s such a trope when a hated character do something uncharacteristically selfless before they die so they could make us feel something for them in the last minute. In my weak defence, when I watched it for the first time, I thought it was pretty clear it was a suicide mission, but apparently it is not.
