• Gerudo@lemm.ee
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    6 days ago

    Madame web. I really wanted to give it a chance. I couldn’t make it past 15 minutes. Dakota Johnson is such a terrible actress, she ruined it for me.

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      6 days ago

      As one of the unfortunate ones who watched the whole thing, would you believe me if I said it got worse from there?

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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      6 days ago

      I unfortunately watched the entire movie. I hadn’t heard of it before my girlfriend put it on for us. The entire time I thought it was a parody or a cheap marvel spinoff. When they butchered the famous uncle Ben line, I knew it had to be a joke. Even as a joke movie, the ending was abysmal. Then at the very end I found out it was actually a marvel movie lol

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        4 days ago

        Well, it’s not Marvel Marvel, it’s Sony Marvel. In the context of other Sony live-action it makes a lot of sense.

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        6 days ago

        It’s overhyped as a “so bad it’s good” movie. Morbius is a little better at that, but Venom 3 is really where it’s at. I almost bursted out laughing while in the theaters multiple times.

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      6 days ago

      This is the last one for me as well. Though, my partner and I didn’t even finish the first episode of Dune: Prophecy if you want to count that.

      Dakota Johnson isn’t what ruined Madame Web for me, though. The writing was truly awful from the plot to the dialogue. The costumes were really bad as well and the action was just terrible. It looked like poorly done wire tricks on CGI.