“President Musk wants to continue to kill people for profit” fify
Poor guy can’t afford to deal with the shit quality of his flagship product.
Such a Brian Thomson thing to do
Correction: President Musk wants to stop Tesla having to report crashes and Vice President Trump of course has to come into line with President Musk’s policy.
yea, right. it was his idea.
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Tesla’s should be banned from being allowed to be driven then.
Fine, but from now on Trump has to travel exclusively by full self-driving teslas with FSD enabled at all times
he should only be allowed to use UHC health insurance plans too without being able to use his own money.
Why do I think about this FSD?
!elitedangerous@lemmy.world leaking again :P
Not clicking that, so I have no idea why you thought about it.
Muskrat has to work on his ventriloquism, he’s got his arm way up there, but I think I saw his lips move for this announcement.
Trump’s whiny voice did sound a bit Seth Efrican.
So what I’m hearing here is that Cybertrucks should be vandalized indiscriminately en masse across the country as a form of protest.
@TheTechnician27 @Vittelius Why bother vandalizing something that’s just going to fall apart on its own within a few weeks or months?
Yeah right, “Trump wants”, lol.
Elon will swear that it will continue to report crashes even though they don’t have to. And will proceed to not report anything.
Friends don’t let friends own Teslas.
Okay but then police and insurance can’t use the camera recordings to track down a perp who keys Teslas. It’s only fair.
This doesn’t hurt the oligarchs so it’s not equivalent. Not reporting crashes does help the oligarchs. For balance we need ot remove at least as much, to make the rest of us “whole” so to speak.
Predicted by Not Just Bikes in his self driving cars video
Not Just Based.
Trump is just doing what Musk commands him.
I can just picture the secret service coming with black bags in the event of any survivors of Elon’s death traps when they crash so they don’t talk.
What survivors? There never were any survivors…
There can’t be survivors if there is no accident.
The uptick on random disappearances is surely due to those damn immigrant, better give more H1B visas.
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