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minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·4 days agoDon’t waste it on the car and use it on the nazi driving the car (but first, verify that they are, indeed, a nazi, some might have gotten it before the elon’s nazi reveal)
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 days agoNobody bought a Cybertruck before Elon showed his true colours. They might have gotten a Tesla though
minus-squareGlytch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoThey didn’t need to claim their reservations, as evidenced by the million or so unclaimed Cybertruck reservations.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agochecks for the “I bought this before I knew Elon was a piece of shit” bumper sticker
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoCheck for the items of clothing worn by the occupants when they exit the vehicle. If no Maga merch, its unconfirmed so you’ll have to hold the fire. If Maga shirt or Hat is seen… BINGO TIME 😎
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoYeah, if they’re merely morons you gotta just throw em a thumbs down
Don’t waste it on the car and use it on the nazi driving the car (but first, verify that they are, indeed, a nazi, some might have gotten it before the elon’s nazi reveal)
Nobody bought a Cybertruck before Elon showed his true colours. They might have gotten a Tesla though
People reserved them years ago
They didn’t need to claim their reservations, as evidenced by the million or so unclaimed Cybertruck reservations.
checks for the “I bought this before I knew Elon was a piece of shit” bumper sticker
Check for the items of clothing worn by the occupants when they exit the vehicle.
If no Maga merch, its unconfirmed so you’ll have to hold the fire.
If Maga shirt or Hat is seen… BINGO TIME 😎
Yeah, if they’re merely morons you gotta just throw em a thumbs down