• roude@lemmynsfw.com
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    19 hours ago

    [from a breakdown of expenditures]

    • Spent $638,000 on two luxury mattresses
    • Spent $295,000 on luxury bedding and linens

    Hot damn, and I thought my current $700 foam mattress was overkill.

      • PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee
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        15 hours ago

        The same as 700 dollars of foam but you get to massage your pathetic ego when you brag about it to people who think you’re a sad little boy.

        • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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          15 hours ago

          Ding ding ding, this is it

          I know a sad little boy like that (wife’s ex) and even his own children think he’s a sad little boy, always and only bragging about how rich he is. He’s moderately wealthy at best, but has to keep on yapping about is dynasty (yes, dynasty)

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      16 hours ago

      Imagine going from sleeping in this, to sleeping in a prison bunk.
      The drop-off must be astonishingly jarring.
      What an idiot. This is what happens when your appetites and cravings are a bottomless pit, while lacking any self-control and any sense of scale.

      It’s like Pi (yeah, that one, 3.1416)…
      Whether it’s a tiny circle or one the size of the universe, Pi remains constant. Like with this guy, the appetite remains this constant mindless thing at every size and price level.

    • kandoh@reddthat.com
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      12 hours ago

      Please get yourself a better mattress. It’s one of the few things that’s worth spending more on.