Y’all haven’t lived until you set off Indian fireworks
Are they better than American fireworks?
Exactly like American fireworks, with less safety.
So yes, they’re better.
It’s not a celebration until someone loses a finger
It’s not a celebration until someone puts an M-80 in their rectum.
Is that the peppers from their curries?
No it’s an M-80.
muh’ fuckin’ bootleg fireworks
Cheesus
Well the broad idea is that if Ravana, the king of giants, ever comes back to life, we should make sure he goes right back to the underworld.
Y’all thought he was hiding underground, smh
You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?
“I’ll take a box of Super Osama bin Laden Kulfa Balls and some Adolf Hitler’s if you gottem please.”
I’ll take one box of North Korea please
Yeah, I was in New Delhi for Diwali in 1988 - it was like WWIII had broken out!
The first three let you know what you’re buying but the last one is just straight up Adolf Hitler in a package.
