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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Can't have defense anymore. because of woke

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Can't have defense anymore. because of woke

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    https://buywokefree.com/

    Here you go!

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      Boeing is also woke according to them lol. I know someone who interned at boeing. They made him watch a mandatory anti-racism video where they weirdly focused on racism against white people.

      Boeing is the opposite of woke.

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        Mandatory training always covers things some idiot once did, and now everyone has to suffer through dumb videos.

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        Do you have a portrait of Hitler hanging above your bed? No? Woke!

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          A hail a day keeps the woke away

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        Rofl reminds me of an acquaintance saying how anyone can be discriminated against (true), “like me,” they went on, “for being tall and blonde” (that’s not really…)

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      “Liberate yourself from the corporate wokehold.”

      Thank you. I haven’t even looked up any companies yet and it’s already hilarious!

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      Thanks, finally we can easily avoid “woke free” companies

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      Sorry guys, Pfizer is “Extremely Woke” too.

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        I mean, that was obvious to anybody paying attention in 2021.

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      Lol, I don’t recognise a single brand from the “woke free” list

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      Their DEI link is to Rick Astley. (bottom of the page) Hardee har motherfuckers

      They handily provide a link that ONLY shows you the woke brands - I will be moving as many of my purchases as possible to those brands. Thanks buywokefree.com!

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        This has to be an Elwood’s Organic Dog Meat situation, right? Surely they’re making fun of the kind of people who would look for a website to tell them what brands are woke

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          The Rickroll at the DEI link does make me wonder if I’m being too credulous.

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        Goldman Sachs? Pfizer? These people are so braindead

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        I will be moving as many of my purchases as possible to those brands.

        Time to give Jeff Bezos all my money to own the republicans.

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          Well I’ve got some news for you…

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      There’s a link at the bottom labeled, “Our Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Program”, and it was exactly what I expected.

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      It’s crazy that Tesla is on the front page of here, but when I type in Tesla, there are no results. So broke of a website.

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      Thank you!

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      HMB I’m gonna go replace everything I own with Oracle products to fight the Woke Mind Virus™

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