• porompopmpom@lemmy.ml
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    1 hour ago

    I was trying to see if I would become a billionaire if I jumped in an X like Musk. Hasn’t worked yet

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    2013-ish? My ex-spouse was really into that. They went on to get certified, I did my 3rd or 4th solo jump (still had main and reserve coaches, but not a tandem jump), and decided that it didn’t mean enough to me to keep spending money on it. My ex-spouse ended up embezzling a lot of money from our joint account to pay for their jumping habit; they bought a container, main and reserve canopies, and a custom jumpsuit, and then tried to to stick me with the credit card debt for it in the divorce.

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    3 hours ago

    Yesterday. My kids and I like to imitate awkward game/MMO character movements so there’s a lot of random jumping.

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    14 hours ago

    I went to year 1194 and saw some Turkish guys arguing about some grey men. Later Time Interference and Time Travel Society (TITTS) seized my travel card.

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    11 hours ago

    Visiting a buddy’s crossfit gym. He’s since left that gym so I imagine I’ll never jump again.

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    18 hours ago

    Right now because I read this. And then I realised that I jumped a few days ago because my partner and I were talking about our floorboards, and by pure chance I jumped in the same place and it triggered that memory. But I wouldn’t have remembered it if I hadn’t read this and jumped now.

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    19 hours ago

    Literally this afternoon I jumped as high as I could to see if I could touch the ceiling. I could not.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    14 hours ago

    Last time I went down the stairs at my apartment complex. Accidentally started going down on the wrong foot and wouldn’t land on the correct foot when I got off the stairs, so I jumped the last couple. Long story short, in my case it’s an autism thing more than any actual issue, so that is why I jumped.

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    19 hours ago

    Does bounding up the stairs count? I definitely get air and I do it almost every time I go up stairs. I average about 20 flights of stairs a day.